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We have cork like a cheap bottle of wine, we love worthless news. Why? Because it numbs the reality of whats really happening in the world. We don’t pretend that real news doesn’t exist but if major networks refuse to cover it then why should we? So welcome to Ebartha where we mock the mockable an test the boundaries of nothing, while delivering the worlds little Debbie Cakes in the form of “News”.

 

 

 

Marc Maron

Stand-Up Comic, Radio Personality

“If you can’t afford the good food or if you can’t afford health care or if you don’t have a job or if your car is dangerous because you can’t get it fixed and you DIE, you just lost the game-bzzzzz-thanks for playing extreme capitalism.”

Louis C.K

Stand-Up Comic, Actor, Writer

“When two kids are being completely berserk, and they’re naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they’re going to be dressed, and they’re going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.”

Daniel Tosh

Stand-Up Comic, TV Show Host

You ever hear girls say that? “I’m not religious, but I’m spiritual.” I like to reply with “I’m not honest, but you’re interesting!”